Several years ago Sophie and I took a trip out to Zion National Park and tried to stay at the Zion Ranch Resort. By tried I mean we went into a cabin and were accosted by giant spiders! When we went back to the front desk and told them we were not staying in our spider-infested cabin, they told us that they were not surprised since we looked more like Hilton ladies.
I love that. Ever since, when presented with a chore that I’d rather not do, I think, “Well, I shouldn’t have to do that, I’m a Hilton lady.” I guess Conrad Hilton would be surprised if he saw that today I replaced three toilet seats. Hilton lady, hah!