TWO SCOOPS

TODAY’S REVELATION

Ladies! Do you know that you are wearing the wrong size bra? According to a Japanese bra maker, American women are wearing their breasts too flat and too low. A couple of weeks ago I heard about this on the radio from a woman who fits bras for Ripplu, a shop in Manhattan.

How to fix this problem? She said you must scoop and scoop and scoop again. Starting at your shoulder blades work any excess flesh forward with a scooping motion until all the boobage is in the front and then wear a snug bra to keep it all in place. Since breasts have no muscle it is up to you to keep them situated just so and stabilize them by wearing the appropriate device.

Having this envious although perhaps uncomfortable cleavage only runs about $50-$100 per bra.

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